i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think your dad took our porno
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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