duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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