you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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