Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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