yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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