Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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