I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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