so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
