She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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