I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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