don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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