I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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