careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dear god my vagina.
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