That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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