Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How external is "for external use only"?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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