The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.