This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.