They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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