I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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