so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
