NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
are you so shy because you have an std?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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