i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
How external is "for external use only"?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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