It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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