office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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