are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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