The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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