There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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