Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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