You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
