do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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