we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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