their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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