i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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