At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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