We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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