i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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