I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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