took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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