It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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