Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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