Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
