I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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