After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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