do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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