do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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