Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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