She said her name was "party"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My life is pants optional.
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