i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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