Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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