Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Randomize
