hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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