So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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