I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think your dad took our porno
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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