is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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