The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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