I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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