I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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